Nothing Makes Sense

icwok:

a bird flew into my house while i was sleeping

my mom always taught me to be nice with guests so i fed him but he wouldn’t eat

then it turns out that he demanded to be fed in the mouth (or beak?)

rude asshole look at him smiling because he made me his bitch

My Drunk Kitchen: Pizza John (x)

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lokis-army-at-221b:

we are the future

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animecentral1:

This you guys ;~;

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choosechoice:

rikkipoynter:

thisgingerisrad:

jenniferswag:

I heard about this tragic story of a 9-month-old baby girl being raped and killed and was shocked and disgusted to find that people were quicker to blame the single mother (as well as immigration) than the sick fuck responsible for ending an infant’s life. This breaks my heart. This child’s life was not taken because the mother was single or because the suspected murderer is latino; this child’s life was taken because there is a screwed up fucking rapist murderer out there who was raised a rape culture that is more eager to point fingers at a single mother and undocumented citizens than at a rapist baby killer and our own disgusting culture. 

My heart goes out to the mother and family of this child. This is a tragic loss. 

Single mothers: public enemy number one. Not the rapists, not the murderers, nope.

God this is just fucking disgusting. I hate everything.

Jesus Fucking Christ, what a bunch of pricks.

I hate humanity…

Also, pretty sure you know your boyfriend better than your babysitter… just sayin’, as a former babysitter and a former daycare worker. 

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yuur-guardian-angel:

Things Harry Potter Actors say

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territorialcreep:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

aliencupcake:

azzandra:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

sexartandpolitics:

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News

Way fewer.

NO. WAY.

—BB

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.

NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT

“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”

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 #literally #literally #LITERALLY #the greatest ending to a movie #ever

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disney-where-dreams-come-true:

Let’s meet Disney [ 2 / ∞ ] Alan Menken.

Alan Menken : July 22, 1949 (63)
Occupation : Composer, Songwriter, Pianist, Record Producer.
Movies : The Little Mermaid - Beauty and the Beast - Aladdin - Pocahontas -The Hunchback of Notre Dame - Hercules - Tangled. (Click on the movie to listen)
He’s #1 Disney composer, and one of the pioneers in getting Disney out of the Dark ages along with Glen Keane and John Lasseter. His long time friend Howard Ashman was the Lyricist to most of the work Alan has done, He thinks his best work is at The Hunchback of Notre Dame and that he topped himself in that movie, he holds the record of the most Academy Awarded man alive with 8 Oscars with another 11 nominations.

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a-ha19:

on http://weheartit.com/entry/63626279

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